My Mom's Stories

3_15_2018

Guess what? Matt Damon is moving to Australia to...Chris will be so happy

Byron Bay, New South Wales

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He knows. MD will be 5 hours away.

Will probably never see him

Hahahahaha

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But we will invite him over for beers and shrimp on the Barbie. Then maybe proselytize home to the right

I will have to tell u one day about our adventure with a bag boy in a grocery store

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oh....?

He was trying his best to get past me to speak to Em and I wasn’t even aware that was what he was doing...Em and I really had a laugh over that

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Did you keep talking to him? Or did you just trip him?

Neither...he was bagging and told me he would take my stuff out

I told him that’s ok, em can take it out

Then on and on about how he needed to take them

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Oh.....so what did you do? Let him take them?

And I even told him look...we have a pit bull with us today, you don’t need to be opening the back of that SUV

Tweety the shopping cart back in

So I relented as long as he let em open the back and he handed her the stuff

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At least he is the working kind

and he called you maa

It didn’t even hit this old granny that he really just wanted to talk with em until I was at the door and they were just chatting away

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well.....I bet you won't miss those cues next tim

Nope